First things first. Don’t read this blog if you watch glee or skins.. You simply won’t get it and it’s asthmatic tone. If you know how to pronounce JayZ then leave as fast as your distressingly nimble legs will carry you. There is only sadness within.
So, if you are still here then I must assume that you are old enough to know better and so - welcome, welcome my most beautiful freaks to this repository of regrets, this symposium of shame.